Mother's Day card from big guy

In school, big guy made me a little candle, not sure about the flammability, that looks like that colorful sand you put into container to make cool layers.  Additionally, he made a card, with a colored in flower and he wrote Happy Mothers Day on it.  Very sweet.  Probably the best though is this fill in the blank (a la mad libs).  While he answered seriously all the questions, some had funnier outcomes.  Like that I was 60 inches tall and weighed a 1,000 pounds!  And that my favorite thing to say is "good work" and the best thing we do together is "pick leaves."  A true gift- finding out what big guy really thinks about his mama!!